Improbable Creatures Club

guy:

if u ever feel bad about urself just remember that mona lisa is one of the baddest bitches of all time and her eyebrow game weak lmao she ain’t even got any eyebrows

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

thestarsarealight:

thestarsarealight:

guess what i have in my arms right now

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jephahowards:

i wish i was as pretty as my icon

ruinedchildhood:

I just died

ruinedchildhood:

I just died

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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