Improbable Creatures Club

suthay:

suthay:

suthay:

the hero of crotch

the champion of cyrodildo

the savior of brumass

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

boys-and-suicide:

It’s really frustrating how people who never grew up in this generation say online friends are fake and you can’t have real relationships. That is entirely false because I care so much for people cause they were there when I just constantly got let down from people outside of the internet. I would be devastated if one of my followers were to kill themself

boys-and-suicide:

It’s really frustrating how people who never grew up in this generation say online friends are fake and you can’t have real relationships. That is entirely false because I care so much for people cause they were there when I just constantly got let down from people outside of the internet. I would be devastated if one of my followers were to kill themself

lightbringing-fallen-angel:

kennedyclintonkat:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

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socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

im-olaf-and-i-like-warm-hugs:

proudtobeabadger:

troylerkiss:

the-bxbe:

did-i-mention-troyler:

sunnyswagtroyler:

trxyler-phan:

obsessed-with-youtube:

godblesstyleroakley:

turnt-up-trxyler:

sweet-as-sugarpie:

akayleighthenerd:

nerdygirl526:

troylermylovelies:

livelaugh-troyler:

strictlyoutube:

ayyyoakley:

What’s your Troyler name?

kinky munchkin

blurple little shit

queen tilly

Queen Booty

SEXY SIVAN BOOMBA MOTHERFIRETRUCKERS I WIN THE GAME.

flawless sivan tho 

omg I’m troye’s booty

Cute fangirl Beyoncé

Gay Twink….. but no tell me how you really feel……

Blurple shipper

Flawless twink

Tyler’s Booty omg

troyes little shit oml yas 

Kinky Bitch.Literally.

Tyler’s Dick
i think i can live with that

Troye’s Sivan
You fucking kidding me?

Sexy Beyoncé

im-olaf-and-i-like-warm-hugs:

proudtobeabadger:

troylerkiss:

the-bxbe:

did-i-mention-troyler:

sunnyswagtroyler:

trxyler-phan:

obsessed-with-youtube:

godblesstyleroakley:

turnt-up-trxyler:

sweet-as-sugarpie:

akayleighthenerd:

nerdygirl526:

troylermylovelies:

livelaugh-troyler:

strictlyoutube:

ayyyoakley:

What’s your Troyler name?

kinky munchkin

blurple little shit

queen tilly

Queen Booty

SEXY SIVAN BOOMBA MOTHERFIRETRUCKERS I WIN THE GAME.

flawless sivan tho 

omg I’m troye’s booty

Cute fangirl Beyoncé

Gay Twink….. but no tell me how you really feel……

Blurple shipper

Flawless twink

Tyler’s Booty omg

troyes little shit oml yas 

Kinky Bitch.
Literally.

Tyler’s Dick

i think i can live with that

Troye’s Sivan

You fucking kidding me?

Sexy Beyoncé

1. Because you’ll try to touch my heart and you’ll cut your hand on six months’ worth of beer bottles.

2. Because you’ll kiss me and I’ll burn your mouth like the end of a lit cigarette.

3. Because I get lost in the dark too easily.

4. Because I’m afraid of heights, and you’re a thirty-foot drop.

5. Because I’m not coffee and raindrops. I am blood stains and heroin.

6. Because in twelve months, you’ll still be flushing me from your veins.

7. Because in twelve months, you’ll still be tangled up in mine.

Seven Reasons Not To Fall In Love WIth Me // heartofthebitter-mindofapoet (via somedayiwillforgettobreathe)
steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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