things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices
|—||Taylor Swift on some peoples views on her songwriting (x)|
You got that long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt.
& I got that good girl faith,and a tight little skirt,
And when we go crashing down, we come back in every time.
Cause we never go out of style. Take me home.
Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD DAY AND LIFE IS GOING TO TURN OUT GREAT OK DON’T WORRY
There are three things everybody needs to know about tumblr:
1: The Supernatural Fandom has a gif for everything.
2: No matter how bad you fuck up Berrystick Cucumber’s name, everybody will know who you mean.
3: Once you start tumbli’ there ain’t no way out of this goddamn black hole of weirdness and Unicorns.