Improbable Creatures Club

the-artificem:

I want someone to love me the way Rose loves Rosie. (x) roseellendix princessrosalindiwanttopoophere 

the-fandoms-are-cool:

guns-n-cardigans:

ill-be-fine-love:

gayreyna:

things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

Gaaaaaay.”

thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

You’re going to have people who are going to say ‘Oh, you know like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends’ and I think frankly that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love-life, and no one raises a red flag there.
Taylor Swift on some peoples views on her songwriting (x)
Taylor Swift - Style (preview)
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You got that long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt.
& I got that good girl faith,and a tight little skirt,
And when we go crashing down, we come back in every time.
Cause we never go out of style. Take me home.

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

idle-handss:

TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD DAY AND LIFE IS GOING TO TURN OUT GREAT OK DON’T WORRY

Facts about tumblr

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

iamtheawesomekat:

There are three things everybody needs to know about tumblr:

1: The Supernatural Fandom has a gif for everything.

2: No matter how bad you fuck up Berrystick Cucumber’s name, everybody will know who you mean.

3: Once you start tumbli’ there ain’t no way out of this goddamn black hole of weirdness and Unicorns.

Berrystick Cucumber